🛸 The Fleet of the Opera of Weirdness¶
While the Opera may be best known for its legendary performances and chaotic musical archives, much of its strangest and most glorious work happens out there — in the swirling, wobbling, reality-flexing wilds of the cosmos.
The Opera Fleet is tasked with locating, acquiring, and not being vaporized by the rarest sounds and sonic curiosities in the multiverse.
Each ship is unique. Each crew is deeply qualified, questionably sane, and rhythmically trained.
Together, they form the loudest, most dysfunctional, and most accomplished field division in known space.
📜 Fleet Purpose¶
The fleet exists to:
- Conduct field research in high-weirdness zones
- Safely transport and quarantine acoustic anomalies
- Attend mandatory weird galas
- Perform impromptu opera-ballet in low-gravity environments
- Keep Lucy the Cat from getting bored
🛸 Active Ships¶
| Ship Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Mewsiform Accord | Lucy the Cat's personal exploration vessel. Designed for stealth, style, and nap-optimized efficiency. Often accompanied by involuntary jazz. |
| (coming soon) | Additional ships under construction. Paperwork in progress. Cosmic permits pending temporal alignment. |
👩🚀 Fleet Personnel Notes¶
Opera ships are often crewed by:
- Dimensional Sound Hunters
- Grooviton Surgeons
- Temporal Cartographers
- Sentient AI Archivists
- And occasionally a confused intern or pastry
All crew are rhythm-screened, tactically harmonized, and contractually forbidden from whistling in warp corridors.
🎭 Fleet Operations Division¶
Supervised (or lightly tolerated) by the Opera's Department of Extracosmic Retrieval and Mobile Grooviton Logistics, the fleet operates autonomously across space, time, and theme.
"If you hear it, follow it. If it hums, record it.
If it starts dancing, ask for backup."
— Standard Fleet Protocol, Paragraph 3
📡 Want to Join the Fleet?¶
New recruits are always welcome. Please report to the nearest oscillating anomaly, bring your own snacks, and be prepared to hum in D minor.